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Shark Week
My second Stupid Single, something for fun and laughs.
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Lyrics:
(duunnn-dunnn duuuunnnn-duun duuunnnnnnnn dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dunnnnnnnnnnn-dunnnn!)
Oh shit it’s shark week again,
Careful it could be your end!
Was a lovely woman by your side,
Now less Jekyll much more Hyde!
Fend her off with chocolate sweet,
Chewing snacks and not your meat!
Just be small get out the house,
Be real quiet pretend you’re a mouse!
A safe and secure place you seek,
Watch your back it’s time shark week!
Last night we had a grand affair
Tender loving, braids in her hair
Restful night cuddled her in bed
A perfect night slept like the dead
Woke up alone no wife in sight
Makin breakfast after a great night
Down to the kitchen she’s not there
Hear the TV snoring like a bear
(duunnn-dunnn duuuunnnn-duun duuunnnnnnnn dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dunnnnnnnnnnn-dunnnn!)
Oh shit it’s shark week again,
Careful it could be your end!
Was a lovely woman by your side,
Now less Jekyll much more Hyde!
Fend her off with chocolate sweet,
Chewing snacks and not your meat!
Just be small get out the house,
Be real quiet pretend you’re a mouse!
A safe and secure place you seek,
Watch your back it’s time shark week!
A thought crept up my head just then
I should look at the calendar again
The little red dot I had hid on it
Was this morning damn I’m in shit
Treats scattered on the coffee table
Wife’s blanket wrap thick and stable
I forgot to setup a fishing trip
Wondered how quiet I could equip
(duunnn-dunnn duuuunnnn-duun duuunnnnnnnn dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dunnnnnnnnnnn-dunnnn!)
Oh shit it’s shark week again,
Careful it could be your end!
Was a lovely woman by your side,
Now less Jekyll much more Hyde!
Fend her off with chocolate sweet,
Chewing snacks and not your meat!
Just be small get out the house,
Be real quiet pretend you’re a mouse!
A safe and secure place you seek,
Watch your back it’s time shark week!
Ducked into my truck hitched the boat
Get to the landing and make er float
Out on the water forgot my phone
Day on the lake I was all alone
Saw something strange crest the water
Too slim and grey to be an otter
She jumped up from the water teeth to see
Wife like a shark took a bite outta me
(duunnn-dunnn duuuunnnn-duun duuunnnnnnnn dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dunnnnnnnnnnn-dunnnn!)
Oh shit it’s shark week again,
Careful it could be your end!
Was a lovely woman by your side,
Now less Jekyll much more Hyde!
Fend her off with chocolate sweet,
Chewing snacks and not your meat!
Just be small get out the house,
Be real quiet pretend you’re a mouse!
A safe and secure place you seek,
Watch your back it’s time shark week!
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