Big Boy Biden

Tune in for Big Boy Joe's SPECIAL press conference today! What could our Big Boy leader have in store?!

No more sippy cups and baby bottles - it's time for Joe to show the world he can handle the big-boy microphone without drooling all over himself. 🍼

So gather 'round, FTFO Fam, and get ready for the event of the century - President Big Boy Biden, live and in full Depends! 🇺🇸

And remember, this is SATIRE, so don't go shitting your own pants in excitement. Unless, of course, you're the Big Boy himself. In that case, carry on!