TESLA CULT and HIS HOOKER WIFE SATIVA

A portrait of TESLA CULT, a pathological liar, moral degenerate, perpetually confused, overly-credulous, Dunning-Kruger-Effect-epitomising klutz married to a non-hooker named SATIVA and owned by a cousin-kissing, inbred, barren, psychotic hag known as MAGAKIttenUltra.

This klutz is in the habit of threatening lawsuits but broke, wi-fi-stealing rednecks aren't generally able to launch frivolous international law suits. Especially when they are guilty of the very thing they are accusing others of.

So he can blow me...