Adult Swim Toonami: Masterbating Taints Your Life & Everyone Else's For A Week And It's Biblical!

Masterbation summons demons. Gooning IS in the Bible! And it's Killing You & your grand-parents! It makes everything unclean for a week! And it taints other people if they come into contact with you or you're goon cave!
Gooning coomers attract demons like a magnet. You're never "really" alone. And when you do "that" with yourself you are performing ignorant occult sex magick and attracting demons... Coom-lins. It's in the bible! Leviticus: 15. It's all about goo and periods! (No blood play!)