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Bio Break
The 12th song of my album called Online.
This song is about needing a break while streaming.
You can purchase this song on my Ko-Fi at https://ko-fi.com/frostbrand/shop
Lyrics:
(Ouch!) I’m getting sore in shrimpin pose
It’s been an hour live my friends
(crack!) Time to rise, so I rose
I need to stretch or it’s my end
(Stop!) Don’t play redeems while I’m gone
Knees are aching, need them to bend
(Damn!) Wasted channel points withdrawn
A-F-K, B-R-B, type and send!
It’s time to take a streaming break,
My back is crunchy and it aches!
(You Suck!)
I need to step away from this,
I’ve been holding in a lot of piss!
(Moist!)
Mute my mic while I hack and cough,
And if I forget you can all fuck off!
(Fuck Off!)
My phone is ringing I’ll be right back,
It’s the delivery guy with my snack!
(Yummy!)
Don’t hold your breath or take a fit,
I’m stuck on the can taking a shit!
(Gross!)
(ring!) There goes my stupid cell phone
Be right back, it’s important y’all
(Oops!) Forgot to mute, it’s about my loan
Everyone listen to me beg and bawl
(Click!) Hang up the phone and take a text
Chat is fine, they’ll even watch the wall
(ugh!) It was just my damn ex
Whatever, still a booty call!
It’s time to take a streaming break,
My back is crunchy and it aches!
(Loser!)
I need to step away from this,
I’ve been holding in a lot of piss!
(Moist!)
Mute my mic while I hack and cough,
And if I forget you can all fuck off!
(Fuck Off!)
My phone is ringing I’ll be right back,
It’s the delivery guy with my snack!
(Yummy!)
Don’t hold your breath or take a fit,
I’m stuck on the can taking a shit!
(Gross!)
(thurp!) Oops, hope no one heard that
I’ve been holding it too long
(Run!) Hope I make it before I crap
Thought my intestines were strong
(awww!) Running down the hall I tripped
Toilet’s clogged and smellin wrong
(hurgeh!) I wonder how much I dripped
Now I’m stuck on the throne until dawn!
It’s time to take a streaming break,
My back is crunchy and it aches!
(Quit!)
I need to step away from this,
I’ve been holding in a lot of piss!
(Moist!)
Mute my mic while I hack and cough,
And if I forget you can all fuck off!
(Fuck Off!)
My phone is ringing I’ll be right back,
It’s the delivery guy with my snack!
(Yummy!)
Don’t hold your breath or take a fit,
I’m stuck on the can taking a shit!
(Gross!)
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