The Ballad of Weedman

The 3rd song of my album called Online.
This song is about playing Fortnite with our squadmate Weedman
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Lyrics:

Let me tell you a story about the only wisdom I should have ever listened to.
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Take notes and listen well because you never know when it will save your ass.
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Life comes at you quick but a supe’d up street machine will tune you in fast.
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So here we go now lean in close and give me your ears, do as I do!
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I logged in and we started to play, was gonna be a blast, hell of day,
Then it came up on me like a ninja in the dark, bam I’m flyin up.
The world slowed down while I was falling like a rock skippin on the bay,
My team is screamin, where are you? All I could say was look up!
Patch me up and put a gun in my hand, I’m out for justice now,
Find a squad and start to rip em all up from the side of the hill.
I hear a honk and a scream as bam, up in the air flying like a crow,
Their voices get small as I soar into the sky box to pay my stupid bill!

Stay in the fucking car!

I should have stayed in the car, they tried to warn me,
So much more fun to get out on my boots to loot and shoot.
Never see it comin when the damn cars are hummin free,
Just a bang and I turn into a leaf on the wind blown up with a too!
Nitro engines revin up hard to run me down and blow me out,
Bullets flying past my head while I dodge and duck and weave.
I don’t hear the warnings from my team until they come and shout,
Then it’s metal on knee caps and all I can do is sly away to leave!

Stay in the fucking car!

Out of nowhere just mindin my business I swear I can hear it,
There’s a car comin close the ground is shakin me.
It’s comin for me and I ain’t even playing games with it,
I’m just in my house and they’re coming to get me!
If I had stayed in the car I would have been just fine,
Even though they left the car sinking in a swamp far behind.
I could have drown, died an old man, got shot, killed with fire,
Exploded or slashed up, at least I would have been able to unwind!

Stay in the fucking car!

That’s it, that’s all I got for you, there’s nothing more to know from me. (listen)
If you stay in the car you’ll be safe and tucked in, with shit to show for it. (listen)
Hide and dive out to scavenge then back into the car will keep you alive. (listen)
And it keeps your friends from asking how you got kidnapped again... (listen)