PARODY: Find a crime - lovingly dedicated to all the First Amendment Auditors out there

Parody of the song "Find the Time" by the 80's family group from Romford, Essex... Five Star.
This parody is about the dodgy people in law enforcement, I know there are many many more good ones than bad ones, but it's the bad ones who make the content on the "First Amendment auditing" channels that inspired this song.
The lyrics and opinions are all my own, the music is not. My parodies are for fun, and are not intended to cause anyone any harm (they are songs) if however, you are easily offended, then my content is likely not for you.