A Healthy Alternative to "No Homo"

It's annoying when you have to constantly tell me you're not into men. It's not something you just accidentally catch and never recover from.
I can tell whether or not you're a faggot based on your words and actions, holy shit.
The only thing you accomplish is making yourself look like some tsundere gay anime porn protagonist.
I also just shat this out of my ass, the weekly scripted video is still cooking 3x a week, 20 min. a day.