BREAKING NEWS !! Town of VVestern under Alien Attack AGAIN - this time on 4th of July!!!!

BREAKING!!!

Reports are coming in that early this morning another attack from Alien spacecraft disrupted a peaceful 4th of July daybreak when the Town came under attack again from Alien beings (SEE Associated footage from this morning's attack via a trail cam set up at the Town Hall just in case! It was a good thing that camera was there to capture this footage - attached).

These space dwelling vermin have returned yet again to take their vengeance on the unsuspecting members of the Public here. Keep a lookout now for both the tripods, and these marauding saucer like craft - and PLEASE call Brageddy Anne if you see anything that looks like any of the varmints in this Video!!

She will hop on the phone to contact the Local sheriff's office to dispatch a deputy to the scene to maintain the peace and safety from these Galactic misfits!

The Town will be advised to have a sheriff's patrol on Duty again at the meeting on Monday July the 8th, as we know how concerned this Town Board is for the Safety of the Town's inhabitants when these invaders from outer space attack and pillage our town like this!

NOTE : Even though there has been additional activities in the Basement of the Town Hall yet again this month with numerous delivery of Amazon trucks, Trucks from the National defense ministry of Greenland, trucks from the British Secret service (AKA - Her Majesty's Secret Service), and lots and lots of electricity being piped into the Town Hall for something... we can't say for sure if the resources consumed this month at the Town Hall are related to any of the Alien attacks this month.

Be safe, and carry your anti laser shields if you venture out of Town!!!

Anti Laser shields are available at the Town Hall via the Town Clerk's Office. Call and ask for the newest firmware versions of these high-tech locally manufactured laser shields that protect you and your pets from these vigilante Space vermine!

As well we aren't sure if these Aliens were called by the Town Board to remove and/or destroy any leftover political signs located on Town Property, although those signs were removed the day after the election. Maybe the communication didn't make it back to the Aliens on the removal previous to their arrival early on Thursday Morning causing an unnecessary trip for them, along with this unwarranted attack.

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