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COWBOY BILLY BAKED BEANS
COW BOY BILLY BAKED BEANS
Cow-boy Billy baked beans some think it's cute.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
It appears to be funny but they say it's not !
Cow-Boy Billy Baked beans in the pan gettum while thur hot.
I got gas in muhh - Belly, eyes are bulgin out, got into the elevator and they threw me out !
Down the escalator and I left a cloud, tried to play it off but it was too DANGD LOUD.
Beans, beans, some think it's cute, well the more you eat the more you toot.
WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL doggie.
Got a frog in muhh POCKET and a mouse in muh shoe got bubble gum in muh beard don't know what imma
gunna dooo. Silent but deadly and this is what she said to me,
Whooooooo Bayyyyby you rotten I want a devorce.
Got sum cow-boy billy baked beans gunna eatum up,
gunna get in TOOO your car and roll the windows up !
Gonna hike up muh leg and lean to the side gunna spread the wealth both far and wide.
Woman's not happy as she slams on the breaks, GET OUT, YOU HEARD ME GET OUT ! YOUR WALKIN HOME.
nasty old man YOUR TAKEN THE SOUL FOOT EXPRESS ALL THE WAY HOME, YOU JIGHVE TURKEY.
Right down the road and I am in trouble, GOTTA find the commode ON THE DOUBLE.
Got my thumb up high tryna hitch a ride, granny slows down in a souped up foed, where you goin hunny she says.
AND IMMA SHOUTING
Gotta find a commode.
She slams on the gas leaving me in the dust. Do bears poop in the wood?
well a guess they must AND SO AM I, I GOTTA GO.
Muh Belly is bloated and the shoot is loaded,
I dropped trow and the booty exploded. Beans flying everywhere both north and south, wind from the east to the west danged poor people in town are running out.
Holding their noses and their turning green craziest thing that I ever seen.
COW
BOY
BILLY
BAKED
BEANS
yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa RIDE-UM COWBOY.
Moral to the story if your eaten beans
YOUR WALKIN HOME.
WHO YOU CALLIN A JIGHVE TURKEY WOMAN?
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