Beyond the Binary Only Sane Choice?

I'm forced to confront the bleak reality that our political landscape is a wasteland of cognitive decay. The candidates paraded before us are either ravaged by the crippling effects of narcissistic delusions or the slow-motion trainwreck of dementia. The lines blur, and I'm left questioning which affliction is more terrifying. At this point, it's a toss-up between two equally unpalatable options. If this is the best our pitiful excuse for a democracy can muster, I'll cast my vote for the Great Old One, Cthulhu. At least then, the destruction of our society will be a swift and merciful apocalypse, rather than a slow-motion implosion at the hands of these broken, power-hungry mortals