Holy hell naw! [STORY]

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This is a story from my sister that was too good not to beat drop!

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Once I was picking up my kids from a Texas mega church playschool program.

It was extremely hot outside, so I autostarted my car while inside the church.

I only wanted a cooled car for my kids in the Texas heat...

That's when my car, life, and maybe God himself pranked me.

My car randomly shuffles my iPod on full volume, by itself, so it decided to FULL BLAST play "Britney Spears Work Bitch."

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I had no idea music was playing until I walked out the church doors. I didn't even listen to music on the drive there, but my car decided the holy Spirit was not meant for it that day.

Walking out of the church doors, I saw horrified faces of parents covering their children's ears, and booking into the church to get away from the repetitive explicit lyrics.

Parents leaving behind me were obviously angry that their children had to hear that kind of music directly after church.

To make it worse, with a lot bigger than Walmarts, My suv was parked all the way in the back.

Everyone could hear the crystal clear explicit lyrics from across the parking lot, because I got the upgraded sound system that I regretted in that moment.

With every step towards my car, I was traumatized, along with everyone else. Like a person on death row.

I seriously thought about pretending it wasn't my car and just going to get a new one in that moment.

Half way there, I was debating running up and ending it quickly, like ripping off a band aid. However I decided sneaking up on my own car was a better idea.

Pretending other cars were mine along the way, I tactfully car hopped along the lot, then dropping and sliding around my own car like a ninja.

However, I forgot my new car had sensors, so then the intruder alarms went off and beeped loudly.

My car was straight up having a rave party in my misery!

That's when I jumped into the suv, arms first like a bomb was going off, and turned the music off. There was so many people watching, they all knew it was me, judging like if it's the last days.

Well long story short, I live in Alaska now. 🏔

If that ever happens again, the only thing it will scare away are bears.

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