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The Acolyte - A Runaway Freight Train STEAMROLLING Canon | Episode 5 COMEDY Review
The Acolyte Episode 5 Review | The Acolyte Review
The Acolyte continues to break Star Wars canon this week, especially after the newly revealed Sith called HIMSELF a Sith, further invalidating Ki Adi Mundi's claim in The Phantom Menace. But it didn't stop there! The Master, AKA Darth Chuckles, wielder of the dark side, went on to use Force Healing, something that NO dark side user is supposed to be able to use. And before anyone can use this as proof that he's NOT a dark side user, remember that Disney made it so the color of someone's lightsaber reflects their true nature. So Disney's stupid canon wouldn't even allow that to be true. I'm VERY much so looking forward to seeing how apologists for The Acolyte try and rationalize another week of this nonsense!
Is summer the perfect time to enjoy a Jedi Kebab? Can Master Squid fight through his PTSD from Squid Game? Does Osha misunderstand Master Bay Tor when he says he's coming? Will he find any time to "scratch Yoda behind the ears"? Watch our comedy review of this episode of The Acolyte for answers to these questions as well as other questions you didn't even think were worth asking!
Episode 5 - Night
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0:00 - Intro
0:12 - Breakdown
5:20 - Review
11:03 - Outro
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Musical Credit - Aaron Kenny - Acolyte
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