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Oysters, Russian Hoax and Shrek 5
Howdy y'all, it's that time of the week again when Patton and Jason bring y'all another knee-slappin' episode of Critters For Dinner! It's Monday, which usually means it's a slow news day, but don't y'all worry none, 'cause we're fixin' to serve y'all up a heapin' helpin' of redneck hilarity!
Tonight, we're chewin' the fat over a big ol' plate of raw oysters, or as we like to call 'em, "gooey boogers" - yum! And if y'all ain't got yer fill of redneck wisdom, we're also talkin' 'bout our brand spankin' new merch shop, which y'all can check out at https://cfd.printify.me/products.
We'll be jawin' 'bout all the latest news and trends on X, and how us poor folk only need three things to be happy: AC, beer, and cable TV. And if y'all ain't had yer fill of political shenanigans, we'll be dishin' the dirt on Hillary Clinton and that there Russian steel dossier.
But wait, there's more! We'll also be gittin' all excited 'bout the upcoming release of Shrek 5 in 2025 - yeehaw! So grab yerself a cold one, kick back, and get ready for another wild ride with Patton and Jason on Critters For Dinner!
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