THE LAST 4th OF JULY - The Shadow Banned

LYRICS

Squishy,
weak,
soft,
flaccid 'n' lame,
boring,
quiet,
soy milk,
low testosterone,
impossible burgers,
sugar free jello,
and sandals with socks,
un-American!

Those are words that come to mind
when I hear about the city of Parker
replacing their July 4th fireworks
with some stupid drones
flying outta in the sky
out of some concern
for alleged "dry conditions"
that our beloved fireworks will start a forest fire

Mark my words:
I’ll never go
to a drone light show
NO!!!!
I’ll never go
to a drone light show
NO!!!!
I’ll never ever go
to a drone light show
NO!!!!
I’ll never ever go
NEVER GONNA GO!

For as long as I live
you couldn’t pay me to watch your city’s drone display
we set off fireworks for a reason.
Explosions are the sound of FREEDOM!

KaBoom! KaBoom! KaBoom!
Did you hear that?!
Dang right ya did

That’s why your coffee table's still vibrating

Where's the kaboom from your silly-billy drone light show, huh??
When I think of our nation’s independence
and freedom
and Red, White & Blue
I think of an earth shattering KABOOM!
The sweetest sound in the world
To hell with that hushed, quiet, sugar free jello
commie drone garbage!

“Those drones…
floating in air
gave proof through the night
that our flag was still there”

That’s not how the song goes!
It's commie revisionist history!

It’s just a smaller part of a bigger plan
to hollow-out American traditions
where the only smoke screen
is the environment
At least that's what they claim is the motivation

The first week of July is for flag waving Patriots
and the deafening sounds of our badass, bombastic fireworks!
And you can’t forget about the sweet smell of sulfur
Oh man! I love that burnt sulfur smell
That’s not something you can replace with a mechanical fairy!

If we let 'em get away with treating us like kids
you can guess what else they’re cooking up
Easter, Labor Day, Memorial Day
They’ll be coming for our food!
The commies want us to sit around a table
repent for the sins of our ancestors
Tofu turkey at Thanksgiving and Christmas
Only air-frying
No barbeques!

I’ll never go
to a drone light show
I’ll never go
NEVER GONNA GO!

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