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art is just a release that most will shit on *glad i didn't kill myself
i actually did standup at the east room again
i kept saying i wasn't gonna go back there
thank God for ronnit keha
too much of a snob for my own good
if i didn't have these parts of me so difficult to deal w/
that one person in the audience that really really REALLY gets it IS worth it but also not haha
don't chu miss people staring off into the distance
people watching now is people watching people watching tv
i'm not wrong to be depressed or stressed about the way that things are
maybe i'm just not supposed to have that
i have what they don't cos i made a different kinda sacrifice
every time i come thru here the roads are total shit
that's the man in my head by the way
thank you stoplight that was nice timing
we are so lucky to be driving this mini cooper!
are there layers to this or not
bellybutton was right about this esp in comedy
i am exaggerating his black voice, sorry lloyd
the explanation kinda rubs in their lack of understanding
sometimes i wish i didn't explain everything so much, that's why i call it anti-art
show don't tell damnit *but this is confession
anytime i come up w/ an idea right before i go up it always works
i just hate what i do w/ the keyboard on stage
they like that awkward shit for some reason
finally ronnit sat in on my set (she's usually outside smoking weed)
she has a witch's cackle n yes i call her my jew
peace n quiet would be nice but it doesn't make $
ronnit made me do it, damnit
you can't tell a jewish woman no, that's why it's a stereotype
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