Full Court: Press (Duty of Reasonable Care)

Presidential Polls Narrow in Presidential Biden-Trump Rematch, as Fringe Independent Takes on (D) Press

[FOB Freedom, June 19, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

According to Newsweek, “Former President Donald Trump’s chances of winning the 2024 election have suddenly decreased, one polling model shows”, as Virginia Republicans prepare to stand behind their new nominee, Hung Cao in the solidly Democrat Party battleground state of Virginia, where 13 Electoral College Votes had eluded the Solid South strategy of the former Republican nominee in 2016, nudged away from the savvy entrepreneur’s grasp by a slim margin of just five meager points, primarily because of the top gaining Democrat Party state in the nation, VA8, where multimillionaire and luxury automobile mogul Donald S. Beyer, Jr. faces nominal competition from a recent Florida transplant, and relative unknown, Jerry Cruz. Yet, off the press radar, down in Richmond, as voters flocked to polling precincts for the end of the congressional and senate primary races, one fringe independent was enjoying more time at the Clerk’s Office than he has ever had in a “day in court”, filing an action against several major news content providers, including the Washington Post and the ABC News affiliate in Washington, WJLA.

“Well, Howard, I believe some of us may have been diverted away from politics, watching that great eighth-round knockout match between the undefeated rivals, Gervonta “Tank” Davis and Frank Martin on Pay-Per-View, which started slow, but began to pick up in the fourth round. Ya know my Daddy had been the state chaplain for the old Jersey Guard, 50th Armored Division, back in the day, and I did a little time in what was left of the tanks in the newly designated Rainbow Division, serving with 2/102 Armored in Mansfield, up by Hackettstown. As Ray Brown used to say, ‘Tanks, for the memories,” quipped Major Mike Webb.

Webb is taking a different tack from the usual approach to what has traditionally been viewed as First Amendment litigation, adopting a business approach and focusing on the heightened duty of reasonable care that is owed by any business, especially the news business where even ARL Now had broken records in “readership”, amongst #ArlingtonReads voters for whom one of the Top 20 stories in 2016 was—hold on to your science hats—tales about virus research, also known as “porn tabs”, apparently newsworthy enough to catapult Webb to a top ten list of world leaders, sandwiched between two former Members of British Parliament, even though he was not even on the ballot or ever elected to public office.

According to sources at ARL Now, the management had made a “business decision” to “temper coverage” in consideration of the former write-in candidates’ performance at the polls, not even providing a news note about almost a dozen cases that had been docketed for certiorari at the U.S. Supreme Court during the pandemic, “against the government response to the public health crisis.” Call it hubris, contentious politics, or just good business, but an alternative narrative regarding the origins and threat posed by the novel coronavirus did not even make headlines when the WHO, which had declared the pandemic, had emphasized that the threat they had found after 1,800 teams of at least five epidemiologists had examined 19 times more cases than had yet been reported in the entire United States by mid-March 2020, when the nation’s only physician serving as a state governor had decided to lockdown an entire state of over eight million, on report of only 45 cases—less than could fit on a city bus—and one fatality, causing unemployment claims across the state to jump tenfold, during a presidential election.

“Some people prefer their luxury cars over the education of their kids, and some folks prefer their politics over human lives. What else is new? But, I gotta ask some pastors, what would Jesus do?” quipped Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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