We Try to Please the Auckland City Council!

Reason No. 22 for moving back to the United States. Some Government Agency would fly over our area with a black helicopter daily, apparently scanning for any Misbehaviour, such as supposed "farming" local wild life. After they appeared with a stack of papers to "educate" us about the rules concerning this, we decided to try and scare our feathered friends away from visiting us when we came out on our deck to eat our breakfast. We had to sit on it, perhaps on a blanket, since the landlords' edict was that NOTHING sit on their freshly built deck!