watch ag make that green goo ie smoothie

10 months ago
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flip phone life
currently making a smoothie, i wanted to show yawl
my car is in the shop right now
a crazy person would probably collect banana peels
i gotta remember not to close the door to the microwave
not looking forward to that report
bill collectors are after me every day
we just spent practically 2grand fixing the back panel
i didn't wanna give up my mini cooper, it's too much of a luxury car
there's a reason why i renamed my car miles
i put too much kratom in my smoothie n threw up yesterday haha
i know this coltrane album pretty well
it's way harder to mimic jazz riffs
call it punk n they won't expect it to be anything other than shit
shake that smoothie, that's all you gotta do
watch that smoothie vortex
do yawl not realize that this is actually cnn n fox news
don't worry i'm not one of those types
fear porn that you can mentally masturbate to (w/out ever getting off)
that would be pretty sociopathic if i got off on everyone getting poisoned
the news media gives us a false idea of control
pop culture will tell you everything that's really going on
i added basil leaves n it made all the difference
if i had a kid i'd name him basil after saint basil the great (and actual basil which is simply amazing)

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