NEW TERRORISTS TACTICS CAUGHT

The terror tactics are evolving at a rapid pace. Various ways to attack our infrastructure are being developed. The new leg launched missile is a good example. Also found are anal grenades, and crotch launched drones. It's estimated over 100,000 terrorists have infiltrated with evil intent. Rumored Chinese military men equipped with exploding Ben Wa balls found in Chinese restaurants, working as dish washers. Chop sticks modified into rocket launched stilettos. Such devious measures are constantly being exposed by our DOJ and FBI.