The Glove [STORY]

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it was the early 2000's and my sister and i just got done with the weekend with Mom, and she was on our way back to the long drive to the state line to drop us back off with dad.

I was in the back seat playing Pokemon Gold and Silver and my little sister was doing her make up in the passenger seat mirror, because she is buji like that.

And while Mon was yelling at my 14 year old ass on saying I was not worth Jack shit, my near 11 year old sister decided to go brush her teeth right there.

The problem with brushing your teeth in the car is that you have nowhere to spit. So she frantically moved around to find some place to expell the nasty toothpaste nightmare.

I looked up from the back seat in time to see mom yelling at my little sister screaming "Don't you dare spit out the window, it will go all down the side of my car!"

So my little sister hunted though her purse and took out a white rubber glove she stole from the hospital at one of her many visits. Now she had a rubber glove full of nasty white gunk and did not know what to do with it.

Now my mom and sister was freaking out while my battle in my game was on pause to see the chaos unfold before me.

(To be fair it was nice for someone else to be yelled at for once)

Tensions rising, blood pressure popping, and mom screaming that you better not leave that nasty shit in my car!

So my sister got frustrated and threw it out the window.

And then while my mom was screaming about littering and the ticket that she could have given her, my eyes followed the glove fly out the window, and flip in the air to catch perfectly on the end of the antenna of the car behind us.

I watched slack jawed as the look on the other drivers face was full of shock and disgust, because a glove full of spit and toothpaste does not look like that going 70 miles per hour.

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I turned to yell at my mom and my sister to stop yelling for five seconds and look at what they did. They of course had no idea until I told them where the glove went.

And the car went dead quiet spare my battle music from my game and my laughing ass rolling around in the back seat of the car.

It was just funny seeing them act all innocent like they had nothing to do with the driver behind us and their deep distress.

They kept telling me to stop laughing and keep low, as if you can keep low being on the highway going 70 miles per hour in the middle of the day.

But we stopped at the next gas station because that was where we were to meet dad at, but that was also where the other driver went.

My mom and sister left their car and practically ran inside the gas station to continue acting innocent while I stayed in the car and watched the guy find a stick and looking like he was two seconds from puking try and untangle this white dripping rubber glove from his car.

And since that day my sister's been much more aware on how to brush her teeth in the car, and my mom started paying attention to her surroundings more when driving.

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So when I feel down and need a smile, all I have to do is remember the glove that ruined three lives that day!

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