Pissed Off Postman Sweeney Pat There Are Tortoises Older Than Palestine

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What happened to this country. In my lifetime - and I'm not that old a chap - this country has gone from ice-cream vans down your cul-de-sac to Islam invasion. There is shit in our seas and that's before the camels have turned up to run slurry down our tarmacked roads. There is a population explosion in these less than worse times and pat can't stop scratching himself. From 1980 to 2000 we had an increase in population of around 2 million and that accounts for mainly UK births. From 2000 to today the population has gone up 10 million with a declining birth rate. Fuck a duck - which seems the latest craze - what's to do slags?