another seemingly misogynistic ditty

shame is sumin that i readily claim
i hate hypocrisy so much
i'd rather be alone than have a smartphone
americans have made a total mockery of their freedom
just look at the way they eat/fuck
all we're gonna do from right now is turn left GET IT
but i actually know what to do w/ my freedom
tracking yer cycle is not that hard
a lotta people crave a crazy white bitch right now
what year do you think it is? thank you internet
libertarianism is so immoral it makes me sick
it was never any of their fault, it was all my fault
shame is a beautiful thing
the iphone is an exponentially worse drug