No! I Don't Have Any Spare Change Because FJB Took It All! Thanks For Voting Democrat!

4 months ago
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ORLANDO, FLORIDA (June 7, 2024). Just another day here in the 'hood in Orlando. One hundred and eighty degrees removed and a million miles away from The Happiest Place On Earth.

Florida's 10th Congressional District supposedly voted for FJB Joe Biden in 2020, and its (then) 25-year-old Cuban Marxist degenerate bankrupt former Uber Drive Maxwell "Alejandro" Frost.

Max complained at the time that, as a bankrupt, he couldn't get an apartment in Washington, District of Criminals. But no doubt, after a-year-and-a-half in office, he's at least made his first million. Or two.

I never saw any lawn signs for Biden or Frost, but let's get down to business here.

My domestic supervisor and I were swinging by the local Dollar General. We walked in, saw the line, and walked back out. Even Walmart was an improvement over this. On the way out, some woman hit me up for money.

I reminder her that Mr. Biden had given The Ukraine and israel $100-billion (yes, I know the combined number is much higher, but I was just thinking off the top of my head). I suggested she go ask Uncle Joe for some money. And I thanked her for voting Democrat.

This video features some meme clips from The Simpsons (Grampa Simpson, responding to a beggar asking for change, "Yeah! And you ain't gettin' it!") from Last Exit to Springfield, a clip from Sky News Australia showing an example of FJB Biden mumbling ("Where's Jackie?"; she's dead Joe, that's why you're at that photo op), and, speaking of mumbling, Mumbles from Dick Tracy (1990) mumbling. Finally, a FJB chant borrowed from YouTuber @BidenEra.

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