'Heterochronology' - The Latest Oppression Tool Just Dropped

Welcome to the Oppression Olympics Grand Finale. Yep, we fetishized every inequality - real or perceived - and grew a massive Marginalization-Industrial Complex. Thankfully, we are largely past the peak and now we get to watch it fall apart as the woke websites like Vice fade into Chapter 11 bankruptcy and universities and Silicon Valley corporations dismantle their bloated and counterproductive DEI apparatuses. Sadly, the damage was done and we lost a generation to the Tumblr to Mainstream Media pipeline.

Witness the latest casualty. You really have to watch this in its entirety. [Ed. We are not responsible for any loss of sanity you may experience] For those of you who don't have the stomach to make it through the entire 1:03, she (zhe?) claims that as trans and queer persxns, they have been denied the life milestones we normal people have like marriage, children and inheritance. Inheritance, you say? Forget it, she's rolling. Anyway, a trans or queer person had their sense of time compressed because of "Heterochronology". This is the oppressive cis-patriarchal social construct known to the rest of us as "keeping time."

We're telling you, it is getting harder and harder to make up absurdities more absurd than what the looney academic Left produces. But we're going to try. “Gay marriage was illegal until 2015 and that’s why I will be late to work.” It's all fun and games until the Democrats create a protected class for whatever this is called. Perhaps there can be a study on this New Oppression? Actually it’s cutting edge science. I’m going to do a presentation on queer temporality at our meet up last week. Yes, that's the ticket. That sound you heard was $10 million being granted to U. C. Berkeley's Queer Temporality Studies department. (…)

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