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when i look at the world i really don't wanna
everything that they suggested just made me more suicidal
at least i didn't do that one thing that i really ought not to
so much of me that fell by the waste side, at the time it was pretty terrible
i put myself thru the ringer
if i stay i will be in the bathroom (giving a seminar)
yes you know that we pee/shit in a bush
God taught me how to love this n accept myself
i don't need acceptance from those that work for His adversary
the devil can't get to me the way that he used to
the devil got to me yesterday but not today
becuz of yesterday i'm able to explain a lotta things
i understand a lotta things w/ impunity
time passed n i became confident
there's a lotta shit that i figured out all cos i lived
i hate being that bitch that shells out advice
i really can't stand assertive women cos we're not supposed to be that way
i can't make it in the real world but i can be real important over here
you don't have to acknowledge where i reside
dt of all mfs was the one that got em to question their reality
stop getting so defensive when i call you out
i find it pathetic what people choose to do w/ their freedom
i even love all the shitty parts
kefir mustache, absolutely beautiful
my favorite is when they add the laughing emoji
thank you for proving all my points
they watch a little snippet n think they know you
the only way to save america is thru culture which has already been won by the L
abortion is bad but a liberal mom is worse
child abuse is considerably worse than abortion
the abortion argument is totally infantilized which makes sense
here's how you can end abortion (small scale)
why are you fucking a dead beat
we ain't goin back to the fifties
yawl chose technology that feminizes you
death perception for the internet junkies
technology is worse than feminism
submission is unnecessary when you're chill
just let the bitch go...
just wait 3 days n you will figure out how you really feel about sumin
i really hate doin standup for this reason alone
i should do a fake award show for the american people
if you wanna win over liberals you gotta talk about sex
RIP father andrew, who compared me to a prostitute haha
i do not know many conservatives who make art
i know that i contradict myself a lot
if i wasn't a nutjob i'd want what chu have
zombie kids due to zombie parents
yes i DO Church, afterwards i eat my Holy bread outside
"adults" give haughty looks, kids ask "rude" questions
i'm like their crazy auntie
imma want all those kittens but i must consult paisley first
i don't wanna piss her off n i am technically holding her hostage
this is the third time that the light turned off so i will take that as a sign to shut up
i am a total jazzhead which is why my car is named thelonious/miles
at some point in every video ag will forget the subject
the world is also holding me hostage
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