China Now Owns The Moon!

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Hard Factor News episode 1476 (comedy/satire podcast)...China dominates moon exploration and colonization. You can now buy used tampons online. An Amazon tribe finally got the internet via Elon Musk’s Starlink and they are all now addicted to porn and a woman in Nebraska came back to live at a funeral home.

(00:00:00) - On the agenda for today’s episode
(00:04:52) - 74-year-old Nebraska woman declared dead at nursing home discovered breathing at funeral home 2 hours later, she died hours after the error was discovered at the local hospital
(00:13:15) - Elon Musk’s Starlink connects remote Amazon tribe to the internet for the first time. Internet access has led Brazil’s Marubo People to become hooked up on porn, and addicted to social media.
(00:18:05) - ‘Lucrative business’: Online shop is selling used tampons to strangers
(00:26:35) - China's Moon probe launches back toward Earth with sample from far side of lunar surface
(00:33:43) - Biden signs executive order drastically tightening southern border
(00:35:10) - Five hesitant hitmen jailed over botched assassination plot in China
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