Royal Decree: ALL groceries are FREE in the Kingdom of Canada

Very Important. In preparation for the imminent EBS, the voice of Queen Romana Didulo has been digitally encrypted for reasons of national security.

I am. Her royal highness queen Majesty Queen Romana Didulo, Head of State, commander-in-Chief, Head of Government, National indigenous chief, Queen and President.

In the Kingdom of Canada,

All grocery stores in the Kingdom of Canada have been officially renamed “Where We Go One We Go All”. This includes but is not limited to formerly known as Loblaws, Metro, Sobeys and IGA.

Beginning at 12:01 am on June 1, 2024, ALL groceries in ALL grocery stores are to be provided completely free of charge of Canadian Nationals in the Kingdom of Canada. There are no limits and NO exceptions!

And so it is. And so it is. And so it is.
Where we go one, we go all.