Michael Cohen's Reaction To Trump's Guilty Verdict Proves He's The Suckiest Guy Who Ever Sucked

In case you missed it, Michael Cohen is not surprised Trump was found guilty. And gosh, he'd know since he played his part, right? *cough cough* Oh calm DOWN Google, we're just making a joke. Totally a joke. At Cohen's expense: Michael Cohen says he is "not surprised" that former Pres. Trump was found guilty on all 34 felony charges in an interview with George Stephanopoulos on GMA Friday morning. Michael Cohen says Trump's guilty verdict has been 'a long time coming.' -- Awww, 21 hours on the stand? When he admitted to stealing from Trump? Sure, ABC, make Cohen the victim. If we rolled our eyes any further back in our heads we'd be able to see Washington D.C. from our office.

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