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Apatros Review Ep-0070: Future War [1994/97]
AR-0070: One of the worst examples of the long run of 1990s DTV [direct-to-video] B-grade synthetica [killer robot movies], this legendary piece of hitsa was actually made in 1994, the year this genre hit its peak [I should know because I lived through it], but not released until 1997 when the genre began to run out of batteries.
Daniel Bernhardt [the bloke from those "Bloodsport" sequels], plays a human slave to some time-travelling cyborg slave traders who escapes his master's and lands in 1990s Los Angeles, desperate to make a new life for himself...
...but the cyborgs want him back, so they come after him, along with their pet dinosaurs which they use as hunting dogs...
Extremely low budget, having visual effects that make the term "bargain basement" feel like an understatement, and some seriously sloppy writing, this crapola makes for a killer heckling session for MST3K enthusiasts and masochists will find this to be quite a fix, but mere mortals should stick with their synthetica sourced from the likes of Eyres, Pepin and Pyun.
My Grade: D- [Atrocious]
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