D&D - That's Just D&D for you! - Funk Pop

This song is made with Suno AI and the art is made with the Midjourney AI.

This song of a collection of smaller events that can't really be their own songs but do add up to a funny one. The first one tells of a time that the campaign started and one of the players decided to simply go woodcutting instead of literally anything else. The second was when a party killed a manticore and found a manticore egg. One of the characters (Limb) wanted to keep the egg and raise it to eventually ride it. This is a fine enough plan and so he decides to ask a beast trainer to take the egg and train it when it hatches. The trainer didn't want to train it, due to it being a monster and dangerous. The player then attempted to convince the beast trainer by informing him that he killed the adventures trying to smash the egg, which was a lie but also meant he confessed to murdering people to protect a monster. The third story is a story where most of the party was rather guarded about their pasts but one person wanted more information but no one was giving it out, so this player decided to use detect thoughts while one of the players was passed out from drinking. The fourth story was from a time when a player who was playing a druid turned into a cat and simply chose not to engage in combat. The last story was about a time when most of the party were evil characters but for some reason saved a kid and did nice things basically only for this kid. Keeping to tradition, there was a festival going on and we wanted to get a certain prize which was a white ferret for the kid. Well, we failed to get that ferret but two party members had other ideas and decided to follow the person who won the ferret, a teenager by the way. They followed him to his home and killed everyone within the residence. Picture as well that they had the racial ability to look like anyone they wanted and they were absolute psychopaths. Anyway, these are just funny events that have occurred throughout D&D.

Lyrics:
In Dungeons and Dragons
You can do anything
Oh yes I said anything
You want to hear what you can do
Oh sure what the hell
Let's go through them

How about splitting up the party
There are so many reasons to do it
Why not split to cut down trees
Wait has forty minutes passed
Well at least we have six logs
Even if they were Fay homes

But oh hey
That's Just D&D for you!

You just got a manticore egg
Time to bring it to a beast trainer
You learned that its considered a monster
That's fine
Because you killed the adventurers
Hunting it

But oh hey
That's Just D&D for you!

Party Members acting weird
But what to do
And you don't communicate
Nothing that a little
Detect thoughts can't fix
Get the fuck out of my head!

But oh hey
That's Just D&D for you!

Nothing beats sitting back
And staying out of combat
Did your friends die?
But oh hey look there
You still have all of your hit points
And no allies to help

But oh hey
That's Just D&D for you!

Oh look a game with prizes
And a child with the party
Wants one of the prizes
You lost trying to win it
No Issue
Just kill the other contestant
And their family

But oh hey
That's Just D&D for you!

Look at you still playing
Maybe this sounds insane
Or perhaps this is an average session
Nothing like freedom
To bring out the best in us
But this is our hobby
And we love it

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