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New York Mayor Declares War on Rats: A Comical Summit Unfolds
Eric Adams to Assemble Rat Pack to Tackle NYC's Furry Foes
Hold onto your cheese, folks! New York City Mayor Eric Adams, a man on a mission to rid the city of its most notorious residents—rats—has announced an epic gathering: the National Urban Rat Summit. Scheduled for September, this grand assembly aims to tackle the rat-tastrophe head-on, bringing together the finest rodent brains (the human kind, thankfully) from Boston, New Orleans, and Seattle.
Rats: 3 Million Strong, One Mayor's Nightmare
With an estimated three million brown rats calling NYC home, the metropolis is basically one big, cheese-filled paradise for these sneaky critters. Adams, clearly not a fan of Ratatouille, emphasized, “The best way to defeat our enemy is to know our enemy.” And by "know," he means scrutinizing every whisker and twitchy nose these pests have.
Rat Summit: A Whisker Above the Rest
The summit promises to be a blockbuster event, bringing together top rodent specialists who will undoubtedly share thrilling tales of tail lengths and whisker widths. Mayor Adams, ever the showman, declared, “New Yorkers may not know this about me – but I hate rats, and I’m confident most of our city’s residents do as well.” With rat sightings down nearly 14% in the city's Rat Mitigation Zones, Adams is poised to be the hero Gotham never knew it needed.
Enter the Rat Czar: Kathleen Corradi
Kathleen Corradi, NYC’s first-ever "rat czar," added her two cents, stating the city is "proud" to host this cheese-fueled symposium. She pointed out that despite rats being our closest urban counterparts (sorry, subway performers), there's surprisingly little research on these furry foes. Sounds like someone's been slacking off on their rodent homework!
The Great Salty Pellet Plan
In a bold move straight out of a spy novel, the New York City Council has introduced a bill to use salty pellets to sterilize rats. Because nothing says "romance killer" like a salty surprise. This pilot program aims to make rat love lives as unappealing as a Monday morning without coffee.
PETA: The Unexpected Cheese in the Trap
But not everyone is cheering for Adams' anti-rat crusade. Animal rights activists at PETA are gnawing at the mayor's heels, accusing him of “villainizing rats.” In a gesture of compassion, they’re sending him an ‘empathy kit’ featuring a ‘rats have rights’ mug and a “step-by-step guide to cultivating compassion.” Whether this kit includes a tiny violin for the rats remains to be seen.
Conclusion: A Rat-Tastic Adventure Awaits
So, mark your calendars and brace yourselves for the most riveting rodent summit ever. Will the rat pack outwit Mayor Adams and his crack team of specialists? Will New York finally become a rat-free paradise? Stay tuned, cheese lovers, for the next episode of “As the Rat Turns.”
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