ROASTING Jupiter Ascending - The Watchowski's Epic Fail

Jupiter Ascending is just terrible. There is really nothing in this movie that could be considering enjoyable. Well, maybe Eddie Redmayne's hilariously bad performance. Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum have no chemistry and the whole movie feels so hollow. Such a far cry from The Matrix. The Watchowskis would never recover after this movie. Here's my roast of Jupiter Ascending!