Smokey Cockinson - Broken Boner Blues

Oh baby
My boner's broken
No making love
I'm brokenhearted
I tried a popsicle stick to fix my dick
Pass the glue, I need a quick fix

Oh darling
What am I gonna do?
Feels like fingerbanging for the rest of my life
It's true
I used to be a lover
So smooth and strong
But now I'm left all alone
Baby, something's wrong

Oh
The broken boner blues
They got a hold on me
Trying to find a way to set my poor old boner free
But until then
I'll keep on fingerbanging
It's my destiny
With the broken boner blues
Forever it shall be

I'll keep on fingerbanging
It's my destiny
With a broken ween
A life in a sling for my dingaling
Ooohh, ooohh, dingaling