I Ruin My Own Life Just Fine Thank You

I don't even know what you mean by ruin your life lol, like do you want me to yap for four hours straight about Doctor Who and some other crap that you have never cared about for a day in your life? Or do you want me to straight up drink pickle juice out of the jar at the Christmas dinner table while your parents give each other awkward stares after asking me what I do?