Man on highway ask about my weiner

Every Friday my friends and I always meet up to play frisbee golf until its late enough for the bars. Only problem is Andrew only drinks on Fridays ans so he has no tolerance. So he regularly gets shit faced and has to take a piss by hole 3. There are no bathrooms by hole 3 however there is a highway. So he waves to traffic and screams "ask me about my weinerrrrr" as he pees toward the road. Every now and then a large truck will honk.