BCTV #93 DARKTOWN STRUTTERS

BCTV #93 DARKTOWN STRUTTERS
gang of four female bikers, Syreena, Carmen, Miranda, and Theda, pull into a roadside dinner where they get in a fight with 3 US Marines, pieing them with the lemon meringue pies they ordered. They win the fight, and proceed to drive off while humming the Marine corps hymn. Later a group of comically militarized cops pull them over and demand to see their driver's licenses. One fat cop is stuck in the police cruiser and Syreena walks over and demands to see his driver's license. They argue briefly then leave, but the cops crash into a group of bank robbers while exiting the parking lot. The girls drive to Sky hog BBQ where they meet a rival gang of men who challenge them to a race around the police station. Syreena races the rival leader named Mellow. The police are sitting in their car as it's being washed by the inmates as the two race past them. Two English looking policemen briefly pursue them with horses, but they get away. During the race, they see the Ku Klux Klan in the back of a box truck, remarking that "they're back". Syreena beats Mellow in the race, and the two head back to their biker hang out.
The two gangs fraternize for a bit and Syreena and Mellow get intimate in a comedic way. The police show up to arrest the gang member named Wired, for supposedly doing drugs. They batter though the door using one of the officer's head like a battering ram. Wired is seen convulsing, but the police remark that "he's always like that." Later Syreena drives to a dingy neighborhood to find an abandoned house with her brother Laz, who greets her by jumping out the window with a kung fu kick. She asks him if he knows where her mother, Cinderella, is, but he says that he hasn't seen her for 10 days. He reenters the house by smashing through the door. Syreena asks where he learned his kung fu, but he retorts that it is "way beyond kung fu, it's an ancient African martial art practiced by the imperial guards of the Zambezi river."