HOW TO MAKE CHRISTIANS INFANTILE IN THEIR FAITH...

Has Jesus not declared himself to be the way to the Father? Has he not eternally made a way for men to come to God?
In this brief piece, Madeen, the wicked lying clown, plays the part of a pastor or a Christian teacher who wants every one of his members to access God via him.
He will be the one to pray for them, fast for them, and read the Bible for them, guaranteeing their perpetual infancy. Hell's noodles (the warden of hell) will be the one to offer a rebuke and remind the people that Madeen is a lying clown, for Jesus Christ has made a way for every man to come to the Father.