CO2 UK

The UK vehicle park produces 34% of UK man-made carbon 
We must reduce, or pay a tax, there can be no pardon
The UK produces less than 1% of global man-made carbon
That doesn't look bad, so ramp it up, with propaganda and jargon
The world has added 3% via man-made carbon
That's why the world is greener and more flowers in my garden
The atmosphere around us now is 0.04% carbon
That's naff all, and reliable oil is comparatively a bargain