don't die in Arizona cuz they won't give a fuck

it doesn't matter if you're from the greatest fighting force of the United States of America if they find your remains yavapai County and the State of Arizona is not going to give a fuck. if you're unidentified they're going to go the cheapest way to identify you and they don't give a fuck who they identify you as cuz apparently they already buried this guy somewhere else who's remains were those? where these the remains of the person you named and buried that you were searching for? and how exactly does a jaw bone travel about 300 miles east from where the body and crash site actually happened? and it took you all 73 years to find it? I get it takes a long time to find things in the desert but you can't explain the 300 miles plus and it traveled. how much meat was on that bone that he got carried that far the desert is a very ungracious place things dry out and get destroyed and break down very quickly it takes about 3 weeks for a plastic bag to disintegrate into powder if left outside into the elements in the summertime. you're talking 73 years worth of Summers which lasts in Arizona and that area about 6 months. go for the south at last longer. that must be a pterodactyl of a bird I got some customers that pterodactyl can come and pick up and take away. better give me a couple of pterodactyls. I got a lot of customers in one carried away! 😆