Murphy Laws

1. Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
2. Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: "Things get worse under pressure."
3. Murphy's Law of Copiers: "The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance."
4. Murphy's Law of Lockers: "If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers."
5. Murphy's Law of Research: "Enough research will tend to support your conclusion."