Civil War: Baited and Switched

I wish I had walked out to blast my turd in the theater's bathroom.

When I heard of a movie with an unlikely teamup between Texas and California, I jumped at the chance to see it. That guy who plays Ron Swanson as president?! Cool, right?! Well, too bad he's only there for about 30 seconds and gets about three lines. And too bad it's not about a ragtag alliance of unlikely allies, because that would have been cool. Instead, it's about a bunch of heartless members of the press being the heartless members of the press they are.

It's more of a disappointment than Ghostbusters Frozen Empire, because at least Frozen Empire was about what its trailers said it was about.