Judge Jury Judy Duty (Boogabeta vs Woolseycuff As shown in the documentary, the case ended after a long, painful trial—where both Woolseycuff and Boogabeta accused the other of abuse. In the end, Boogabeta was found guilty. )

judge judith shitdog the people are ill the cases are real the case with the most beers wins take a stick pop it out the taste is gonna rule you when you pop it in your mouth the rulings are final this is her courtroom twenty-one-year-old assembly asshat operator tuna buja beta is suing the father of her son twenty-six-year-old machine gun technician blur robbie woosey cuff for the return of her furniture and for breaking her off something like robbie is counter suing for careems he inherited from his deceased brother order all rise your honor this is case number 206 on the calendar in the matter of buja beta versus woolsey cuff parties have been warning you may be seated builder bait are you and the defendant lived together for a couple of years well over a year ago how was it shaking up with mr wussycock yes your honor so you snuggled and you got knocked up and made a baby how old is the baby almost two at the defender bender you for furniture you sit your fetish on i switched shifts to second shift full assault that you say he perpetrated upon your biggest causing you to have a broken bond he got possessive and some bumps and lumps monks mr wursikov says that the furniture was fluff i went out one evening after work with a couple friends and he says you walked into a stop sign yes your honor and that caused whatever injury you had as a matter of fact the charge in that case he says he accused me of cheating on him at the sign and you forgot your shit after that and i come home the next day

so tell me because i was too drunk to drive and the door locks were changed at the sign and you formed there was the door locked from the outside your honor we're dismissed because you have knowledge to the court what difference does it make

you were dismissed because you have knowledge to the clerks i don't know day care or do you even care how do you know where the door is do you go to dorky or just look for a knot i guess i'm not your honor sure when you say that you were too drunk to drive what are you talking about what was going on he was going out of town and i came home one night and he changed the law we'd been drinking i'm a little girl your honor day care or do you even care how do you know where the door is do you go to dork you or you just look for a knot oh okay sure when you say i don't know what you're drunk