Preview for "Blast Off" Official Release this summer

Act I: Blastoff
Scene 1: The Event Horizon Buffet—where black holes serve singularity stew and quantum quiche. Our forks tremble, and the waiter (who’s actually a gravitational anomaly) winks.
Scene 2: We sip Hawking Radiation Smoothies, our existence evaporating with each gulp. “Doctor,” I say, “we’re light-years from the nearest crumpet.”
Act II: Warp Whimsy
Scene 1: The Quantum Quiche wobbles. “Careful,” warns the wormhole whipped cream. “Careful,” its frothy swirls concealing interdimensional sprinkles. “Too much, and you’ll taste alternate timelines.It leads to parallel dessert universes.”
Scene 2: We pirouette through spacetime waltzes, our bowties askew. “Easy, Doctor,” I say. “We mustn’t disrupt the fabric of reality.”
Act III: Celestial Tea Party
Scene 1: We arrive at the Cosmic Tea Room, where constellations clink teacups. The Milky Way swirls Earl Grey.
Scene 2: “Where are we?” you ask. “Pure imagination,” I reply. “And the dress code? Nebula chic.”
And then—the finale. The audience? applauding silently. The program reads: “A cosmic comedy in three acts.”
THE END (of a black hole). Applause erupts from collapsing stars. We take our bows, and the universe whispers, The curtain falls, but the echoes linger.