The BuskMan Report: BuskMan Calls AAA?...And The Earth QUAKES!!!

During A Routine Call To AAA Prior To "The Great BuskMan Report Spring Tour Of 2024", Our Fearless Skinny Man With The Scraggly Beard In His Signature JESUS SAVES Beanie, Speaks With Miss Debbie, Mom of Maximilian (aka Max)The ScardyCat, Who Informs Him During The Call That She Is Experiencing An EARTHQUAKE IN ROBBINSVILLE, NEW JERSEY!

...IN REAL TIME!!!

NO WONDER MAX IS SO SCARED!!!

DIVINE TIMING OF THAT CALL, EH, BuskMan Report Fans???