If you don't want to be attacked with a weed eater then don't steal landscape equipment

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HOUSTON — Northwest Harris County

Jerell Alexander, 24, is in jail on a $50,000 bond, Harris County Precinct 4 says he’s one of the men accused of stealing from a lawn care worker who fought back using his weed eater on 3-29-2024, police are asking "if you recognize them or have any other information about this crime, call Precinct 4 at 281-376-3472"

Moral of the story is the title, "If you don't want to be attacked with a weed eater then don't steal landscape equipment" maybe steal pillows instead 🤪