Reading aloud PHY241's "The Best Asteroid is the Asteroid Which Does Not Strike Earth"

Randomly found this paper that I wrote for my Quantum Mechanics course on Asteroid Day.

All governments have an obligation to protect us from asteroids and, if they fail this duty, should be overthrown.

However, the United Nations should be the primary organization to head this and, yet, it is a completely feckless organization and should be disbanded precisely because there is absolutely no confidence that they will ever be competently able to protect us from asteroids, even if the United States were to print $1 quadrillion to fund an initiative such as this.