Trump is trying to convert Satanists like BLUEWATER to Christianity. Could he succeed?

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Bluewater is a Satanist. And he loves Trump.
Trump doesn't even know Bluewater exists.
Trump is pro-God.
Bluewater hates God. He calls him "dog".
Bluewater hates the Bible. He calls it bullshit.
Trump loves the Bible.
Trump hates Satan.
Trump is a political juggernaut.
Bluewater is an internet bug.
Bluewater believes that Trump is "that" savior.
Trump wants to cleanse the world of satanists.
Trump wants more Christianity for the USA.
Bluewater wants only 5D alien blonde supermodels.
We have a problem!

Riddle:
How long will it take for Trump to crush this internet bug?
And how long will it take until Bluewater hates Trump?

Unleash your imagination in the comments below.

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