Meet Justin Swalwell - The Latest Climate Loony Attention Whore

Justin, from Westbury in Wiltshire, is going to crucify himself in a field somewhere in between the Wiltshire towns of Devizes and Pewsey for 48 hours over Easter in order to 'remember Climate Activists like Xavier Gonzales-Trimmer' and 'fallen comrades who are too physically and/or mentally ill to campaign anymore'.

Justin's grand plan is to raise £3000 in order to build a 'National Eco Healing Garden' for the Climate Activist community with a memorial to 'the fallen' as well as Healing Pools and spaces for prayer, meditation and yoga.

Yep, £3000 to get all that!

Obviously, Justin isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but greater scorn and guffaws need to be saved for the Eco Community online which has ignored him and not donated.

With Justin currently only receiving three offline donations totalling £85 (and one of these donations is most likely from a family relative) he's obviously going to fail to reach his target and with no help from Roger Hallam, Dale Vince, Carol Vorderman, Reece Dinsdale, Feargal Sharkey etc. it's evident that these elites do not give a solitary shit about poor lower order plankton like Justin, our Shaggy from Scooby Doo wannabe.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind...

Links:

Justin's Twitter:

https://twitter.com/JustinHeIsJesus

Justin's Campaign Thingy:

https://chuffed.org/project/108459-justin-becomes-jesus-im-sacrificing-myself-for-climate-change

Thanks to KazMC for alerting me to this numpty!