Grand Theft Hobo: Stories from Tromaville 16

Oh man, oh boy, hot diggity damn!! You ready to betray the human race for a bottle of booze & a new set of kicks? Our drunken alien bestie decides to throw me the keys to his sweet repaired ride & I show Tromaville first hand a Redneck Rampage.

Let's get to abductitating & proberating.